Scratch that.

10 Jan

Ok, the first entry was great and all, but let’s be real. If you are really interested in my culinary expoits, then you can visit my new website. That’s where I’ll pretend to be a grown-up. So–on with the fun.

I found this today: Top 100 reasons why your’e single. Too funny. I have not laughed this hard since I quit smoking pot. 46 is my favorite. I have recently been entertaining the idea of online dating, and have met number 46 on several occasions. Needless to say, he’s still single. It also made me feel a LOT better about myself, but also made me wonder why I am still single, if not for the reasons they listed. Must be some deep-rooted emotional problem. For some reason, I am ok with this, since I have never in my life owned a pair of “jorts.” That word makes me giggle even when I write it.

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One Response to “Scratch that.”

  1. Adena January 10, 2008 at 4:45 am #

    You’re silly. This is great, by the way.

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